The weird life

It's the brisk morning in September. You plan to go outside to get some air and gather your friends. When you notice that your friends are already outside playing! You get dressed as quick as you can but when you get outside they were down the street at your friend Mark's house. You run towards the place but they were out of the street toward the Junkyard. You want to run quickly over there and play but your Mom told you strict rules to come to her when going out of the street. So then you gave up and went inside, because your mom was in the shower and it will take to long to ask her and your friends will be already be gone. You wait for some hours then they show up with some extraordinarily things. you tell your mom your going outside and you head out. Your friends notice you and put the objects behind their backs. There acting suspicious so you jog towards them and say something obvious " what do you got there ?". Your friends don't answer just back away. Now you knew something was wrong you start telling them that you knew they ad something and best buddies don't keep secrets. They still seemed hostile so you did something that was not suspected you jump over Mark grabbed the object ( Mark is really short.). It was your stuff! you turned around stunned. Your friends looked guilty and all the pieces fell together... Your friends had stole your most valued treasures that no human was supposed to see. (Your from a different planet ALIEN (O0O)) You scream in rage towards them you swiftly took the weapons they had and took them out like you been through this routine 247 (which you have)! You got them unconscious and and stepped over them. You took there memory that held parts of you. (Oh and your "dad" and "mom" aren't really your parents there your protectors!) Your protectors ran out ( there names Lary and Sarah) of the house and new what happened.

"It's time to go Lary and Sarah this place is too dangerous" you said while a tear fell down your cheek.

You knew that if people could find out what you are and where you are easily you got to get out immidiateley . Why? Because THEY would be coming.

To Be Continued...

Fat Jasper Fairy Tale

It was mid April in 20@# .( you cannot know time of year... (O0O) ) Ellie was getting ready for school when a. "MEOW" came from the hall Ellie was definitely scared, but eased slowly. Jasper squeezed his stomach through the open door. Ellie wondered how the cat could even move. After squeezing through the opening he fell down and started to stretch and relax.

Jasper weighed about 300 pounds and could eat 25% percent of his body weight under 5 minutes! Ellie got scared again because she couldn't get through the door now. So of course she yelled for her mom. immedietly she bolted to Ellie's room but blocked she scowled pulled and did everything and then an idea sprang! She went back to her kitchen and opened a can of delicious cat food ( delicious for a cat!). Then soon as the aroma filled the air a giant lumpy cat showed up. He meowed, pured laided down, and did everything he could in his power. Ellie's mom set down the can and walked away. She had to go to work soon and see her daughter off to Elementary school.

ONE HOUR LATER!

Jasper was sitting down relaxing on the bed he felt happy in his coat of fat, he takes a nap mostly 247 but today he felt like exercising. so he jumped outside with a run to the small cat door and leaped outside! He walked around with all his chub and started to feel lighter and lighter. So when he came back to the house he could slip right in through the door.

ONE HOUR LATER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As Ellie's mom through the door after being a sushi chef for an hour she saw his skinny little butt and gasped at the never before sighting if their skinny cat Jasper! When her daughter came she scooped up the three week old cat and gave it a kiss on the head now everything was perfect for Jasper and the Paterson's.

THE END OF THIS SHORT STORY!!!!!!!!!!

The b-day

knock knock! You sputter up awkwardly at the sounds. Your hairs a big jumbo mess, so you brushed your hair to look better. then you find drool you know that you have to get the door open , the you find a close towel and brushed off the drool and darted too the door. You open the door when your friends push you in bed and with happy faces. Then your memory came back you had a sleep over with your friends the day before your birthday! All three of you got separate rooms for the night. Your head ached so much that you could barely take the pain. You really wanted to eat something you were starving! But somehow you actually managed to ignore it. You walked out the room with another surprise some one had baracaded the stairs! Your friends noticed the try to pry some objects , but the rest were too heavy. They screamed for help but they new it was a waste the doors are sound proof! You go too a window but it's also sealed! The air was still going through the vents thank goodness... You look around and find a weeks worth of food you the realize that who did this wanted you and your friends too stay in one place for a week... You look for heavy objects too break the windows but still none. Then you hear the most strangest thing ever one of your friends screaming like a monster you rush back too see that one of your friends had eaten part of the food supply and turned into a weird Jello like substance but still somehow kept form while voice is still there. what will happen Next Tune in another time please see you again bye!

My New Blog

I'm totally surprised that I got a blog I hope many shall read it! ((*^*) Earthlings) please read this for me I really would appreciate it! Oh my gosh You will totally should know one thing about me I'M REALLY RANDOM!!!Also I'am a spaz! Just to tell if anything goes psycho in one of my stories (0o0).